5-Out-of-10 Movies

1. Hard Target (1993, Jean-Claude Van Damme / Lance Henriksen / Yancy Butler, d: John Woo) {sexiest woman: Yancy Butler (for a better in introduction to Yance, see Witchblade); Lance Henriksen's least impressive performance (so John Woo must suck ass as a director); today, they'd paste Van Damme's face onto that of his stunt man, and that'd make the movie a whole point better. And I docked an entire point for Wilford Brimley's single-handed dismantling of the movie with his phony Cajun accent and lackluster performance.}